For Mother's Day...a Tribute to the Adventure of a Lifetime!

Working mothers are not a problem
An article on Slate recently described the upheaval of adapting to a particular life-changing event:

"Mornings don't have the same meanings."

"There's the issue of sleep deprivation."

"You completely adapt to your environment."

Like Being Thrown off a Cliff by a Gorilla

The above is not, in fact, about new motherhood; it's about living in outer space (for reference, the last part of that first sentence reads: "on earth"). But it strikes us how much being shot into outer space has in common with the completely alien experience of bringing a new baby home...and then raising said child while juggling sleeplessness, watching the sunrise, and round-the-clock communications from mission control. Motherhood/outer space...potato/potahto. Don't believe us?

Some Actual Quotes from the Astronauts

"The beginning feels like a gorilla that's squishing you and then throws you off a cliff"

Or as it's known on earth...natural childbirth.

"Right after we launched, I realized that all those years of training were completely pointless"

Also known as the terrible twos.

"Your muscles have to learn to move in ways they're not used to"

Muscles? What muscles?

"Speeding by at nearly five miles per second, you learn not to associate the intervening light or darkness with ‘day' or ‘night'

One word: colic.

Your brain has to acclimate to having your body flipped around in different orientations upside-down, sideways, horizontal

Ever try to share a bed with a toddler?

What sounds so surreal and science fiction-like becomes very routine and normal"

Except the part about having to make lunch...forever.

"Hot shower" is a sponge bath

Wait...they have hot showers in space?!

'Breakfast' is sustenance like oatmeal or scrambled eggs in a foil pouch, dehydrated until you add hot water, which you then suck through a straw"

Or dinner is the last drop of pureed sweet potatoes scraped from the bottom of the jar.

"Going to the bathroom is a little bit tricky"

And you're never, ever alone.

"On average, astronauts on the ISS [International Space Station] only get about six hours of sleep"

Six hours...hahahaaaa...

"You miss the physical contact of resting on a bed while sleeping"

As opposed to the physical contact of holding a small human while sleeping in an upright, standing position.

"NASA is working on a couple studies on how to improve sleeping conditions for space dwellers"

Any breakthroughs for crib dwellers?

"You just rely on caffeine"

See "suck through a straw," above.

"Amazing how relaxing it was"

Um...that's not at all our experience.


There's this: "The views are so beautiful and so amazing, they looked like they weren't even real. I think all of us spent a lot of time trying to capture that in photographs." In other words: "Not so unlike life on earth after all."

Whatever planet you're celebrating on - Happy Mother's Day!  
Working mothers are not a problem

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